at first i was like oh why does this have so many notes OH MOTHER OF GOD
What the fuck
IS THAT A BABY
(Source: simsgonewrong, via the-dark-carnival)
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CEO OF MEGA CORPORATION … AGE 27
DISREGARD UKE. MAKE HIM FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU MORE.
10 
NEVER SMOKE, WITHOUT ZIPPO
5 
IT’S NOT RAPE IF HE LIKES IT.
54 
GET ALL THE LADIES, AND THE MEN
14 
NO MEANS YES, YES MEANS ANAL. JK, BOTH MEAN ANAL.
113 
WEAR SILK SHIRT AND TIGHT PANTS. EXUDE MANLINESS.
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